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As normal here are a series of pretty awful unoriginal one line puns based jokes to keep you entertained on a Friday. As always The Dad is here to assist in this grand endeavor. As always here are some Friday jokes puns and one liners that are not necessarily particularly original or terrifically funny but they may raise the occasional smile or groan Sad that the local archery business had to close.
Friday is a special day. A collection of friday jokes and friday puns. So for this Friday fun post Im giving it a rest for once and calling on this community to provide the most cringe worth dad or mom.
The way I see it every Friday is Good Friday. The end of the week is approaching Friday is a day to tie up loose ends a day to dream of the delights of the weekend. Its Black Friday and at the local Best Buy people are lining up around the block.
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If there is one thing many of us are looking forward to it is the weekend. And when youre ready to go home Friday afternoon do you say I cant wait to go home. You posted something from 9gag in reddit.
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You look absolutely ghoulish darling. This is the time of our lives when we can catch up on sleep stay out late with friends and be lazy without any worries. Will and Guy have a selection of jokes and short stories for Friday.
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As you know Friday is bad joke day so here are some more puns that are not original or even that funny. Weve collected the best of friday jokes and puns just for you. View Entire Discussion 5 Comments More posts from the puns community.
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Apparently I didnt turn up enough. As you struggle through the week here are some weekend jokes that will keep you motivated as you anticipate the arrival of Friday. Click here for more information.
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